communismkills:

communismkills:

HI *TACKLEGLOMPS U* X3 *NOTICES BULGE IN UR PANTS* OWO WHAT’S THIS???

The original post, which has since been edited, for those confused:

Hello there, *tackles, and glomps you* >:3c *notices a slight protrusion in your trousers* OwO what is this?

kngshxt:

woodmeat:

just-swallow-me-woman:

woodmeat:

Why do niggas search for women with fat asses just to get mad at them when other niggas look at them🤔

Cause we done bent that fat ass over and we know what’s under there and don’t want no other niggas finding out what it is lmao

You don’t want niggas to find out your girl got a pussy bro?

wait hol up my girl not the only one wit a coochie???

Originally posted by awesomenbamoments

dermatillorama:

hey just so u know I’m here for the girls who have slept with people who they didn’t like and girls who look back on old hook ups and feel gross. girls who have slept with people because they needed the sexual validation but had bad experiences or wished that thy hadn’t gone near those people. girls who found out how bad the people were after the fact. the character of your hookups doesn’t reflect your character. you’re all wonderful and I’m here for u

sappheau:

no other person on this planet was made for you, they were made for themselves. love is all about choices. no one is going to be perfect for you, and i think we need to stop raising everyone on the belief that someone out there, just one other person in the whole world, was “made for you” because it isn’t true. no one is made for you, besides you. other people belong to themselves. if you want to make it work with someone, it’s about hard work, understanding, compassion, communication, and choice

(Source: zelldas)

illogical-vulcan:

millennial dreams: to have enough money for a 1 bedroom apartment, bills, and groceries. 

p0tbarbie:

p0tbarbie:

every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.

“women can’t drive”

It is so well known that women are better and safer drivers than men that OUR CAR INSURANCE RATES ARE LOWER. Women get into fewer accidents, get fewer DUIs, and receive fewer speeding tickets than men.

“women never shut up”

Several scientific studies have shown that not only do men talk more than women, they also think that women have been talking for much longer than they actually have. Men interrupt and talk over women, dominate conversations, and still think women talk too much.

“women are shallow”

Lol next

“my wife is my ball and chain lmao”

Multiple studies have shown that marriage between men and women:
Increases male lifespan, decreases female lifespan
Decreases male depression rates, increases female depression rates
Decreases male stress levels, increases female stress levels
Increases male health and happiness, decreases female health and happiness
Increases a man’s chance of getting a raise or promotion, decreases a woman’s chances of getting a raise or promotion

“women are too emotional”

Men love to say this about women after hurting them, in order to shift the blame and dismiss their feelings in one go. In reality, women are taught to hold our tongues and control ourselves quite literally from birth. We’re taught to put men’s needs and wants ahead of our own emotions regardless of the personal cost. Men are taught to do more or less whatever the fuck they want to women. Men take their emotions out on women while women are expected to shove theirs down.

I could go on and on but I don’t really think I need to.

fitchris25:

Please don’t feel like you need to send me messages that include the phrases:

-“Sorry for bothering you…”

-“I know I’m stupid, but…”

-“Sorry for wasting your time…”

-“Just ignore me…”

You are not bothering me. You are not stupid. You are not wasting my time. I refuse to ignore you.

Your existence is not an inconvenience.